Make me choose between two things

anonymous asked: Jennifer Lawrence or Shailene Woodley?

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daedalus: icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
icarus:
icarus: im gonna fuck the sun

thepredatorblog:

chalkandwater:

The Brazilian pygmy gecko (Coleodactylus amazonicus) is so small that raindrops pose a serious threat. Luckily, its body is so light and its skin so hydrophobic that it can shake off any drops that might land on it. It can even walk on water. 

Life (2009)

they go BOING on the leaves and then they go walk on water and stuff

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thepasta-nerada:

#literally the trumpet section (via just-another-random-thought)
dangergays:

this is gonna be a great year

snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

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ass-full-of-cass:

ass-full-of-cass:

ass-full-of-cass:

today my history teacher wrote on the board “welcome to history according to the white man” and threw our textbook across the room, said it was bullshit and started talking to us about ferguson

oh and he also said he will never assign homework because he hates it

did i mention his dislike for children honestly i couldn’t love a teacher more

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How sexy is your name?

chicagno:

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez
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ezrafagnerd:

ezramichaelkoenig:

A week after…

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kanayoshiko:

sic burn

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phindus:

elfentruthed:

phindus:

Happy 10th anniversary FMA 2003!

not gonna lie i thought that was al with really weird legs for a moment there
youcanfuckingbiteme:

turbochargedhysterics:

hiram-mcdaniels-should-be-mayor:

real-life-night-vale:

viridecinerem:

4gifs:

Gravity shift! [video]

THIS IS SO COOL

City Council is re-calibrating the gravity of the city today. Citizens are warned to anticipate sudden gravity shifts and stay near objects which can be grabbed onto in the event of a shift. And now, the weather.

Okay but the strenghth it must of taken that kid to hold himself there.

BUT THE CAR THO

And somehow no one’s talking about his stuff sliding away or the guy rolling along on the ground.